Funniest conversation ever heard

My experience with Funniest conversation ever

Dad: MOMMY MOMMY! I have now learnt how to direct my qi to my nether regions so that I can fart it all out.

Mom: So that means you can fart on command now right? Prove that you can control your qi by farting now.

Dad: No! It just means I can fart out my qi.

Mom: No, it means you can control WHEN you can fart. And you should collect all your qi till commercial time and go to a corner and fart.

Dad: Why should I go to a corner and fart? I like to fart on my bed.

Mom: Its OUR bed. And I don’t like you farting on it.

Dad: But I like it.

…some time later…

Dad: MOMMY MOMMY! I have qi now, you want me to fart before or after the commercial?

Mom: -.-”’

HAHAHA. I have the funniest parents who talk about when is the right time to fart. HAHA. The topic is kind of gross but when my mummy told me, I seriously couldn’t stop laughing. HILARIOUS. HAHAHA.

I think my dad watched too many Chinese fighting shows that he thinks he can direct his qi and everything. HAHAH. Cute cute daddy huh?

Sorry seems to be the hardest word…

Rough patches in life

My experience with rough patches

I read this section of The Zahir by Paulo Coelho and its something I would like to share because its something that you can draw strength upon if your in a current rough patch now and blame the world for how it could still move on and be so beautiful when your in so much pain.

“God knows we are all artists of life. One day, He gives us a hammer with which to make sculptures, another He gives brushes and paints with which to make a picture or a paper and pencil to write with. But you cannot make a painting with a hammer, or a sculpture with a paintbrush. Therefore, however difficult it may be, I must accept today’s small blessings even if they seem like curses because I’m suffering and its a beautiful day, the sun is shining and the children are singing on the street. This is the only way I will manage to leave my pain behind and rebuild my life.” -The Zahir by Paulo Coelho

sky

I read in Paulo Coelho’s books that a certain tribe of people always describe the sky as being the colour blue. Because even when the clouds are grey and it is raining, behind the clouds is still the sky in that devastatingly beautiful shade of blue.

This is very much like life. Even though, you may be in a certain kind of rough patch, and all you can see is that of darkness and you simply see no light. But you must remember to see past it all.

For what lies behind the darkness and what lies behind your pain and your problems, is the beautiful life that you have created thus far. What lies behind is the happiness and moments of joy that you have experienced. And your life, through all the rough patches and the pain, will always be described as being devastatingly beautiful, just like that of the blue blue sky.

Fish Essence

My experience with Fish Essence

Fish Essence

Finally, I managed to finish consuming the last bottle of the Fish Essence. I’ve been drinking it ever since my operation. My sister-in-law (ie, hubby’s sister) have been extremely concerned about my health and have been purchasing them endlessly. It’s like a bottomless pit, I keep drinking and it just never cease to end. It’s not that I’m an ingrate or anything like that, but I just don’t fancy the taste and smell of the fish essence. It’s got an exceptionally strong ?fishy? smell. Usually, I just down the whole bottle in one breath, so I don’t have to taste it!!!

Apparently, the Fish Essence aids in the speedy healing of wounds, especially from an operation. I was not aware of that, but I think it should be some what effective cause the nurses also advised me to drink them. Of course, there are lots of other brands available from the supermarkets or the local medical halls, so one can have their pick. I don’t know if there is any difference between the various brands in terms of taste, cause I’ve only tried one brand. The only think I know is that there is a price difference between the various brands.

Anyway, the doctors told me that they were really surprised that I’m recovering faster than they expected me to, so I’m not sure if it’s the work of the fish essence or my will and positive thinking that’s doing the trick. The important thing here is that I’m recuperating in leaps and bounds. Right now, I can finally get on with my life after putting it on hold for about five months.

 

Hiking club

My experience with Hiking Club

Have you ever heard of a hiking club before? While hiking clubs do have different meanings, a hiking club is often used to describe a group of individuals who regularly enjoy hiking, often together in groups. If you are an avid hiker or if you just enjoy going hiking, you may want to think about joining a hiking club.

As it was previously mentioned, hiking clubs are often used to describe groups of individuals who have a love for hiking. The majority of the time, you will find that hiking club members hike together. This is ideal for a number of different reasons. For one, hiking with someone that loves hiking just as much as you do can be fun and exciting. It is also important to mention safety. When you hike with multiple individuals, especially experienced hikers, you are less likely to have an accident or find yourself in a dangerous situation.

In addition to going on traditional hikes with each other, there are many hiking club members who travel to hiking trails or hiking parks that are not considered local. Many times, these types of trips require camping or staying at a hotel. One of the many reasons why these types of long distance hiking trips are done by hiking clubs is because the group members can split the cost of doing so. What does this mean for you? It means that if you would like to take long distance hiking adventures, but you don?t have any friends or family members who would like to go with you, you may want to think about joining a hiking club.

When examining all of the benefits of joining a hiking club, it is important to remember that not all hiking clubs are the same. There are some hiking clubs where members only meet up for hiking adventures, but then there are hiking clubs that do much more. For instance, there are hiking clubs that have monthly or even weekly meetings. These meetings are often used to plan hiking trips, discuss the latest in hiking gear trends, and so forth. There are also hiking clubs that use fundraisers, like car washes or chicken barbeques, to pay for their hiking adventures. In all honesty, you will find that the benefits you are presented with will all depend on the hiking club that you choose to join.

Speaking of choosing a hiking club, when it comes to choosing a hiking club, there are a number of important factors that you should take into consideration. For example, you will find that many hiking clubs charge their members small monthly or yearly fees. You will want to find a hiking club that is easy to afford. You may also want to take your schedule into consideration as well. Do you have time to attend all monthly or even the weekly meetings? If your hiking club has scheduled meetings, you will want to attend them, not just attend the scheduled hiking adventures. This will help you grow comfortable with those that you will hike with and visa versa.

If you would like to join a hiking club, you may want to first try and see if there are any local hiking clubs in your area. Depending on where you live or if there is a hiking trail or a hiking park nearby, there is a good chance that you may have a local hiking club or even a number of them to choose from. You can usually find information on local hiking clubs by using the internet or by asking those that you know for recommendations. If you are still coming up empty handed, you may want to think about asking the staff at a local hiking park if they know of any local hiking clubs.

As you can see, hiking clubs are fun ways to share your love for hiking with others who feel the same way about it as you do. Although there is a good chance that you will be able to find a hiking club to join, you can also always start your own, if you wish to do so.

Camping trips

My experience with Camping Trip

Are you looking for something to do this summer, spring, or even fall? Whether you are looking to do so something independently, with your family, or with your friends, have you ever though about going camping? If you have yet to examine camping, you may want to think about it, as camping is often referred to as a fun and exciting pastime.

Although it is nice to hear that camping is a fun way to spend some free time that you may have, you may be wondering if you should really go camping. In all honesty, you will find that it depends. While individuals from all walks of life enjoy camping, camping isn’t always for everyone. If you would like to know whether you should go camping or at least think about it a little bit more, you will want to continue reading on.

One of the many signs that you should think about going camping is if you love spending time outdoors. Whether you just like sitting out on your porch, going swimming, or playing sports outdoors, there is a good chance that you like camping. Camping is based on the doors. You will likely find yourself sleeping outside, eating outside, and playing outside. For that reason, if you have a love for the outdoors, a camping trip is something that you may want to examine.

If you are looking for a change, you may want to think about going camping. If you are wondering if you should go camping, there is a good chance that you have never gone camping before. Unfortunately, when many people take a short trip or a full fledged vacation, many end up staying on the safe side. While it is more than possible to do this, you may want to think about trying something new, like camping.

Another sign that you may want to think about going camping is if you are on a budget. Camping is nice is because it is a relatively affordable activity. When it comes to camping, many campers choose to camp in parks or other public campground areas. Many of these camping establishments will charge you a small admission fee or a small camping fee, but you will find that the cost is significantly lower than the cost of an amusement park or airfare for a long trip. It is also important to mention that you can get a lot of your camping supplies, like your food, for very cheap prices as well.

Also, what is nice about going camping is that you will find that you have a number of different options. For instance, you will find that you can choose to camp in a traditional tent or an RV. If you don’t own your own RV, you may be able to rent one. You will also have a choice when it comes to choosing a campground. No matter where you are looking to camp, you should be able to find a number of campground parks to choose from. If you carefully choose your campground park, you may even be able to handpick your own camping spot!

Of course, the decision as to whether or not you want to go camping is your decision to make, but you may at least want to look into it. There is a reason why camping is regarded as one of the most popular American pastimes.

Camping gears

My experience with Camping gears

Are you planning on taking a camping trip in the near future? If this is your first time going camping, you will need to get camping gear to take with you, as you may not already own it. While your first impulse may be to head on down to your local sports store, did you know that you have another option as well? You do. In addition to buying your own camping gear, you may also be able to rent it.

When it comes to determining whether you should buy your own camping gear or just rent the camping gear that you need, you may have a difficult time deciding what to do. If you are wondering what you should do, you will want to continue reading on. Below, the pros and cons of both buying your own camping gear and renting your camping gear are outlined.

As for buying your own camping gear, you will find that the biggest con or downside to doing so is the cost. Depending on what you need to buy, it can get pretty expensive to purchase your own camping gear. With that in mind though, there are a number of camping gear equipment pieces, like camping tents or sleeping bags, that can be purchased for affordable prices. If you are looking to camp on a budget, you can still buy your own camping gear, but you just need to know where to look.

Although there are a number of downsides, like the price, to buying your own camping gear, you will also find that there are a number of pros or plus sides to doing so as well. One of those plus sides is the fact that you will own the camping gear in question. This means that you can use it as little or as often as you would like. If you are planning to take a number of camping trips in the future, you will find that it is easier, as well as cheaper in the long run, to buy your own camping gear.

It is also important to mention the freedom that you have, when buying your own camping gear. When buying your own camping gear, you can buy basically whatever you want. For instance, if you would like a camping tent that is the color black, you are free to do so. When you buy your own camping gear, you have the ability to be picky if you want to be. With a large selection of camping gear pieces to choose from, from a number of different retailers, the decision as to what you want to buy is yours to make.

If you are unable to buy your own camping gear or if you would prefer not you, your other option is to rent your camping gear. When it comes to renting camping gear, you will also find a number of pros and cons. As for the cons of renting your camping gear, you may find that you are faced with a limited selection of camping gear pieces to choose from. Many camping gear rental stations only carry the basic items, like tents, hot plates, and coolers. While you may have some choices, you will mostly find that your selection is limited.

As for the pros or plus sides to renting your camping gear, instead of buying it, you will find that the cost is much more affordable. Despite being relatively affordable, different camping gear rental stations charge different rental fees. You will also find that camping gear can typically be rented for as little as one day or as long as a couple of weeks. Renting your camping gear is nice if this is your first time going camping and if you are unsure as to whether or not you would be interested in doing so again.

As you can see, there are a number of pros and cons to both buying your own camping gear and renting it. In addition to the two above mentioned options, you may also want to think about borrowing camping gear from someone that you know. You may even be able to do so free of charge.

Boring week in school

My experience with first boring week of school

Well, the ever dreaded re-opening of school has arrived arrived on 13th Oct. School was just like school I guess. My friends, my classmates didn’t really have much change. One of my guy classmates permed his hair though which made him look out of this world alien-like. But of course I didn’t tell him that.

The toilets near South Canteen is still as smelly as ever and the food inside South Canteen still tastes as bad. The modules have gotten harder but the lecturers haven’t gotten any better. Its just a passing phase of “i-hate-school-and-all-that-comes-with-it”. I hope it doesn’t last long. I don’t have the inspiration to write a looooooong entry or any inspiration to write at all. So i’ll just share a story that I read about from somewhere.

Imagine you were driving down a long dark road at night with the girl/guy of your dreams. You’ve always wanted this opportunity, to be this close to him/her and your chance has arrived. The rain is pouring down extremely hard and your entire concentration isn’t exactly placed on the road in front of you. As you were driving down the road, you saw someone frantically waving their hands, trying to catch a ride. This is your first decision, do you stop your car?

Assuming that you did stop your car, you slow to a stop at the side of the road and you roll down the window. You see your school lecturer out in the rain, drenched to the bone, shivering frantically. A chill runs down your spine as you have a feeling that this wasn’t going to be good news. Your lecturer screams in the rain, “YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! WE WERE CAUGHT IN THE RAIN AND NOW HE SEEMS TO HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK! YOU HAVE TO GET HIM TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL.” You look to the body lying lifeless on the ground and now you have to make your second decision. Your car only has two seats but you have 4 people with you. Should you save the guy and drive him to the hospital, leaving your lecturer and the girl/guy of your dreams out in the rain? Or should you just drive away?

How many of you would have chosen to leave your lecturer and the girl/guy of your dreams out in the rain? How many of you would just drive away? How many of you would have thought of a different approach and try to make the best out of a horrible situation? If you chose to do the third, then what you would have done would be to give up the car to the lecturer and let the lecturer drive the sick man to the hospital. You would have chosen to walk in the rain with the person of your dreams through the long cold path. And in the end the road wouldn’t seem as cold, nor would it seem as long, now that you have a companion and the best predicament you could ever wish for.

So what I’m really trying to say is, it is often in our life that we face very difficult decisions, sometimes the decisions could affect your entire life. A split second decision. It’s just like the guy who had to sacrifice his kid in order to save a train full of people. Yet, those people would never know what the guy did to save them. Sometimes the decision you make can be painful and maybe extremely difficult. Still you have to believe that no matter what decision you make, something good still comes out of it. What you have to do, is to make the best out of a situation. Make sure you don’t regret your decision.

Just like when deciding if you should slow down your car to help the person by the road, or deciding what is the best solution to get the sick man to the hospital. Make a decision that you wouldn’t regret. And even if it is the most heart-wrenching decision you’ve ever made, it’s probably the best decision that you could make.

Like what General George S. Patton once said, “If a man does his best, what else is there?” As long as you’ve done your best to make the best decision, no one can blame you for anything at all. And no matter what, something good always comes out of it. ((: