Ok, yesterday my parents and I were watching “The Life of Mammals” which is a National Geographic production.
Unfortunately we don’t have CABLEEEEE, if not I would watch the national geographic channel forever and ever! I would be glued to the teevee and no one would be able to drag me away from it!
ANYWAYYYY, I’ve fallen in love with one of the CUTEST MAMMALS ON EARTH!!
Ok, its cute to me ok. I LOVE OTTERS!
Which actually looks alot like sealions and all the other otter resembling sea creatures but there are slight differences!
Anyway, the reason why I LOVE otters is because they are like THE LAZIEST CREATURES ON EARTH!
Ok, maybe not as lazy as pigs.
But they are cuter than pigs!
They stay in the sea permanently to MATE, EAT, SLEEP and EVERYTHING! Which is just like me!
I stay at home and rot all day long. I’m as lazy as an otter! Not lazy as a pig!
Anyway, I found this Youtube video of otters which are seriously darn cute.
OTTERS HOLDING HANDS! like omg seriously cute.
And you can find videos of otters mating as well.
They mate rather oddishly, like twirling around in the sea and all that. Go check it out!
and I also find DOLPHINS really cool. I know there are many many types of them.
I find the bottleneck dolphins method of finding/hunting food seriously cool. They have the MOST UNIQUE way of finding food by the way.
For people who are interested…
They push all the fish towards the mud and then they eat. It requires extreme coordination between the dolphins and everything.
Of course, it also shows how darn smart those seagulls and birds are because they practically flock to the place where the dolphins are about to herd.
Bottleneck dolphins rock!
And actually, I find common dolphins extremely cool as well.
I couldn’t find a video of them herding sardine. But they herd them by swimming through them and forcing this whole pack of sardine closer and closer to the sea surface and then because they have no where else to swim, they’ll be eaten by the dolphins AND the omni-present seagulls and birds.
Seriously, bird types are the smartest creatures on earth. They can find food practically everywhere.
Even those black crows who fly into my kitchen to feast on MY BANANAS are darn smart. Even though they are awfully irritating as well.
Blue whales are extremely cool as well! Eating krill and all. And their organs are like HUMONGOUS! One of their lungs could practically flatten me.
I used to think polar bears were adorable, until I saw them eating a sealion yesterday. Then I decided they weren’t that cute after all. HAHA.
But I understand the whole cycle of life thing. So yea.
I’ve decided that…
I’M SOOOOO GOING TO LEARN SCUBA DIVING!!
Like are you kidding me? To be able to dive into the ocean and touch corals, fish, dolphins and every other sea creature is possibly the most amazing thing.
Even though there are tales of sharks eating people and all that, its worth the danger.
Because the underwater world is seriously amazing.
I sooooo have to go buy a waterproof camera now! But for now… I’m stuck with staring at…
MY “FAITHFUL” companion.
Who shits, pees and eats to no end.
But I love him all the same! Just because he shits, pees and eats and still licks my toes like they are the most desirable toes on earth. 
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